Or, come to think of it, the thing to tried to kill Buffy.
I don't want to kill Buffy. She's friends with Willow and would make the Rosenberg lass all sad. Plus, it's been done. Like, twice.
I think I'm better off being money. Except, y'know, maybe not the spare change. I'm pretty sure the copper in pennies would make my butt look fat. Hmm, I better check.
*duct tapes pennies to butt*
Noooo . . . doesn't look any fatter than usual. Maybe it's 'cause they make these things mostly out of zinc now. I guess zinc is slimming.
*rips off penny duct tape*
Aieee!!! Lincoln, why do you harm me so? First you free the slaves, now you harm my backside?
Muahahaha . . . (mine is an evil laugh)
Wait that would make me money, right?
Ooooo, shiny money.
Or, come to think of it, the thing to tried to kill Buffy.
I don't want to kill Buffy. She's friends with Willow and would make the Rosenberg lass all sad. Plus, it's been done. Like, twice.
I think I'm better off being money. Except, y'know, maybe not the spare change. I'm pretty sure the copper in pennies would make my butt look fat. Hmm, I better check.
*duct tapes pennies to butt*
Noooo . . . doesn't look any fatter than usual. Maybe it's 'cause they make these things mostly out of zinc now. I guess zinc is slimming.
*rips off penny duct tape*
Aieee!!! Lincoln, why do you harm me so? First you free the slaves, now you harm my backside?
. . . maybe I should try to sleep more often.