*wave*

I am happy to report that Ft. Lauderdale's airport has free wireless.

I am not happy to report that I am in Ft. Lauderdale.

I will be happy at 4:00, when we pick Elayna up from camp.

Elayna! Miss Kid! My little monkeychild! *dances*

I am eye-rolly to report that I forgot my bathing suits in Atlanta. Yes. I am having a pool party, and I forgot my bathing suits. *sigh* Mall trip!

I am happy to report that I did some writing on the plane - a creepy Katrianna scene, and some nice Jessa stuff. My brain did not want to do nonfiction.

I am happy to report that my dad is calling us, so we can leave the airport now!

Billboard sighting:

Clowns hate tangelos.

Just that. Clowns hate tangelos. Nothing else on the billboard. Just "Clowns hate tangelos".

*blink*

Googling tells me that it's from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy... and that an identical billboard was sighted near Chicago.

So I'm posting this not just to go "erf?", but to create another link for Google to pick up, so we can eventually solve the mystery. Clowns hate tangelos. Why is this on a billboard?

Elayna...

* Elayna says that a monkey wrench is for the loosening and tightening of monkeys.

* Elayna likes Empyreal Mist. But she likes Chimera more. "Mmmmm, honeysuckle!" (Yes, BPAL. Just nod and smile.)

* Elayna was Charlie in her cabin's play of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"! She gets blushy talking about it. "It was only a few lines," she says, all self-deprecating. She wanted to be Veruca Salt. Villains are more fun.

* Elayna is bringing us to her favorite restaurant tonight.

* Elayna is building me a (KoL) chef-in-the-box and a bartender-in-the-box right now, because it was bugging her that I hadn't built them yet this ascension.

* Elayna rocks.

*blink* *blink*

Just got back from dinner.

The waitress?

Thought I was "one of the kids".

Now, the only other kid was Elayna. So it's not like there were teenagers present.

She thought I was my daughter's big sister, apparently...

...and young enough to get an Oreo cookie with the check.

I think she was a little embarrassed when Mom told her I was actually Elayna's mother. But I got to keep the cookie.