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Saturday, October 1st, 2005 01:43 am (UTC)
Baby. What did I tell you? I'm sure we've spoken of this before. What would Napoleon Dynamite do? Honey, take nun-chuks, and if they obviously aren't taking you seriously, then you have to pull out the nun-chuks, say calmly (but with confidence)

"Okay, lean forward."

and when they do, you bash them on the goddamn head and tell to try the fuck again.

When people are inadequate, it is your sworn human duty to use the nun-chuks of discipline. Really.

If you need to wear moon boots, then you need to wear moon boots.

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