Is that a scorpion cock?

[shadesong]

unwilly says: "Basically the story line is that Spiderman never had radioactive spider powers, but was possessed by a Spider god, and then he almost died, then he ate, ATE, a bad guy's head, then died, but not really, and Iron Man threw out all of Spidey's costumes, and Iron Man felt bad about that, so when Spidey came back to life Iron Man gave Spider a suit with a powered schlong, er, arms."

And, uh, I can't improve upon that, really. Yep.

EDIT: Actually, I think that thing's coming out of his ass. Poor Spidey.

On the brighter side, I was told at lunch by a lesbian that I "speak fluent Gay." Yay me!

Comments

[mrfurious.livejournal.com]

HATE

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

You noticed it's Iron Man's colors, right? Peter is Tony Stark's bitch now.

[jamesovei.livejournal.com]

It won't last long.

[ian-gunn.livejournal.com]

*snrk* It's been awhile since I read spidey. That picture is sort of cool and silly at the same time. Are we looking at another excuse for spidey to fight himself, ala the alien suit?

Fluent lesbian? I bet, I sure can't see you falling into the lesbian sheep though. ;)

[ian-gunn.livejournal.com]

minor edit, add "camp" in there, as in "lesbian sheep camp"

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

See, but I totally do. I'm SHY.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I so want to disembowel everyone involved with this debacle of a storyline decision.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*hands you a spork*

[dalbino83.livejournal.com]

A fast look, and I thought that left pinky was the appendage you mentioned in the subject line! Tee hee. That other item does look like it's coming from the backside. :)

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

A fast look, and I thought that left pinky was the appendage you mentioned in the subject line!

That's what I'm sayin'!

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

He's got multiple thingies hanging down there.

He's got the butt-stinger. And then that finger seems to be placed...um... in a not entirely work safe spot.

This is why I read Charm School. There's never any discussion about sharp, metal space dicks or whatever he's got going on down there. ;)

And yeah, I must say that you do speak rather fluent gay, and I must further state that I'm not sure who I'm more jealous of. You for getting to have lunch with a lesbian or the lesbian for getting to have lunch with you. It's been a while since I've seen you.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

This is why I read Charm School. There's never any discussion about sharp, metal space dicks or whatever he's got going on down there. ;)

Nope. Charm School = fun flirty witches and vampires and faeries, oh my!

And yeah, I must say that you do speak rather fluent gay

I totally didn't know it was a sublanguange. I'm very chuffed now.

It's been forever since I've seen you, yes. You should come over sometime. Or - JavaMonkey sometime maybe? I swear I never leave the house anymore...

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

P.S. If I'm reading SpiderMan stuff, I'm reading Arana or perhaps Mary Jane.

Then again, I've noticed that I just don't really like guy comics.

I'll read Catwoman and Batgirl (le RAOWR!) but, like, I never read Batman.

I'll read the girly titles under Spidey, but never Spiderman himself.

I don't even touch Superman.

And I like almost anything Slave Labor does.

I just need to put together a lady-friendly comics publishing company. Yeah! That's the ticket!

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

"And then that finger seems to be placed...um... in a not entirely work safe spot."

Hey, baby... *THWIPP*.

[zarq.livejournal.com]

It looks painful.

Very painful.

And sharp.

I doubt he's gonna be getting any from MJ with that thing.

[merrick42.livejournal.com]

Is that a scorpion cock?

*spittakes*

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*points to icon*

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

The Scorpion Cock. You KNOW that's been a porno title somewhere...

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

[sneakingyoda.livejournal.com]

Besides the unfortunate placement of a few items- and despite the plot might not make the comic book regulars happy, who ever drew that is ... well damn. I've always had a little girls dream of being able to produce dramatically stunning images.

I think that picture is awsome.

[ardaniel]

The art is, in fact, large rock on a lot of points.

Which, for those of us who are comic book regulars, is only more proof that Joe Quesada should *never have been allowed to decide anything story-wise,* and should've been chained to his drafting table *long ago.* ;)

[zarhooie.livejournal.com]

*ahem* Going on thoughts RE: Misplaced Finger + Scorpion cock....

Double Penetration.

*takes a bow*

[fmh.livejournal.com]

Ya' left out the shedding the skin angle.
Did anyone else ever hear of that? Spiders shedding their skin?

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Oh, that happens all the time.

Right?

Um...

[crisavec.livejournal.com]

damn...the things I miss by not checking LJ at work anymore. The photo is gone.