Life with the Gojirawitzes

[shadesong]

Judah is scrolling through Amazon Prime.

Judah: "...Ice Pirates?"

Adam: "Oh yeah. That's the one with the space herpe."

Judah: "Space herpe?"

Me: "Space herpe."

Judah: "Not space herpes?"

Me and Adam, simultaneously and with identical inflections: "Well, there's only one."

I swear we don't rehearse this.