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yendi
Six things people probably don't know about me:
1. I was so nervous about having consensual sex for the first time that I actually gave myself tonsillitis.
2. I'm allergic to cardboard. Yes, Really.
3. I hated my toes until I was about 18.
4. I have exactly three everyday-visible scars.
5. I have three freckles on my shoulder that form the points of a perfect equilateral triangle.
6. I had a folder in 6th grade labelled "Occult Matters".
Five Hobbies:
1. I collect faeries and
2. Comics and
3. Action figures and
4. Drums and
5. Statues.
Four Injuries I still remember:
1. When I was three, I fell out of bed - and onto the corner of my nightstand, which missed my eye by less than half an inch. Required stitches.
2. When I was 17 and living in the group home in Utah, we were required to go to church. I chose the Catholic church because their service was 2 hours shorter than the Mormon one. Caught a ride home with a friend of the other girls, and leaned on the door to find that it didn't entirely latch. Fell out. Doing 50. Into the path of a semi (which came to a screeching halt less than a foot from where I ended up). Instinctively tucked and rolled, so I really only took damage in my elbows and knees - but those got so fucked up that I could literally stick my pinkie into one of the holes up to the first joint.
3. A few years ago, I was cutting an apple for Elayna and the knife slipped... right into my left index finger. Permanent nerve damage.
4. When otherAdam was schtupping me up against a door, his hands slipped - and I fell onto the doorknob. My coccyx was bruised for like two weeks. I couldn't sit. Just had to balance one one cheek or the other.
Three people you met online before meeting them in real life:
Ach! Too many!
1.yendi
2.mousegrrl
3.morenasangre
Two people you truly dislike. They must be people you know:
1. Well, I, likeyendi, need to go with my ex....
2. Our idiotic student worker slave.
One thing you're truly proud of:
1. Always trying to be the kind of mommy that Elayna deserves. :)
1. I was so nervous about having consensual sex for the first time that I actually gave myself tonsillitis.
2. I'm allergic to cardboard. Yes, Really.
3. I hated my toes until I was about 18.
4. I have exactly three everyday-visible scars.
5. I have three freckles on my shoulder that form the points of a perfect equilateral triangle.
6. I had a folder in 6th grade labelled "Occult Matters".
Five Hobbies:
1. I collect faeries and
2. Comics and
3. Action figures and
4. Drums and
5. Statues.
Four Injuries I still remember:
1. When I was three, I fell out of bed - and onto the corner of my nightstand, which missed my eye by less than half an inch. Required stitches.
2. When I was 17 and living in the group home in Utah, we were required to go to church. I chose the Catholic church because their service was 2 hours shorter than the Mormon one. Caught a ride home with a friend of the other girls, and leaned on the door to find that it didn't entirely latch. Fell out. Doing 50. Into the path of a semi (which came to a screeching halt less than a foot from where I ended up). Instinctively tucked and rolled, so I really only took damage in my elbows and knees - but those got so fucked up that I could literally stick my pinkie into one of the holes up to the first joint.
3. A few years ago, I was cutting an apple for Elayna and the knife slipped... right into my left index finger. Permanent nerve damage.
4. When otherAdam was schtupping me up against a door, his hands slipped - and I fell onto the doorknob. My coccyx was bruised for like two weeks. I couldn't sit. Just had to balance one one cheek or the other.
Three people you met online before meeting them in real life:
Ach! Too many!
1.
yendi2.
mousegrrl3.
morenasangreTwo people you truly dislike. They must be people you know:
1. Well, I, like
yendi, need to go with my ex....2. Our idiotic student worker slave.
One thing you're truly proud of:
1. Always trying to be the kind of mommy that Elayna deserves. :)
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