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[shadesong]

We do not have normal pets! Our cats schtups pillows and puts coupons in the fishbowl, our fish is more neurotic than Richard Lewis on a coke binge, and our Ambiguously Gay Gerbils Duo ain't gay. Goddamn heterosexual gerbils.

*whimper*

What the hell do I do with 9 gerbils? Someone take the gerbils away....

Comments

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

"Goddamn heterosexual gerbils."

This just might be the funnies thing you've ever said!!

[edie22.livejournal.com]

I'd take a gerbil, if you could guarantee that it was a gay gerbil. I don't want on of those "goddamn heterosexual gerbils."

[metaphorge.livejournal.com]

Where's Richard Gere when ya need him?

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you one thing you don't do. :) You don't tell Elayna that there are now nine gerbils. :). And you probably want to replace one of the non-gay duo with one of the opposite sex (of the one being replaced. Wow, at 3:30, my brain stops working right.)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we already told Mom not to tell Elayna - but she'll be home before they're weaned! Nothing we can do about it... :(