Hi! I'm Tour Guide Barbie!

[shadesong]

The professors have started to arrive, asking "Where's the lounge? Where's my office?" and the like.

So I am Tour Guide Barbie. I'm being relentlessly perky and showing them things with elaborate flourishes.

If I'm going to be on my feet all day, I may as well have fun with it!

Comments

Re: Hi! I'm Tour Guide Barbie

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

"Being nice to idiots is *hard*"

Re: Hi! I'm Tour Guide Barbie

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

::GIGGLESNORT!!!:: =)

Re: Hi! I'm Tour Guide Barbie

[mister-wolf.livejournal.com]

And yet this is what so many of our jobs consist of.

Re: Hi! I'm Tour Guide Barbie

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

oh, i totally know. i was a customer service grunt for years before i decided to surf the dotcom wave as a web designer, and i'm fixing to do it again...

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHwipeout...

Re: Hi! I'm Tour Guide Barbie

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Heh. Have I mentioned which department I work in? Math. :)


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[morenasangre.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I have this wonderful mental image of you in this horrible blue and white barbie uniform outfit, your feet deformed to fit into blue spike heels tottering through the building with a plastic smile...

And on your right, you'll see the faculty condo with real cloth couches...some assembly required, not recommended for staff with in IQ under 3 because of small parts and choking hazards...

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

Her feet are already deformed.

[morenasangre.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but not like Barbie's thank goodness...there's a difference between uniquely placed toes and phallic feet.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

You love 'em. :)


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[terracinque.livejournal.com]

I SO do not!

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

You totally do. Come over here and rub them, they'e all owie.

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

No!

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

You know you wanna touch 'em... :)

*HUGS*

[snowelf.livejournal.com]

Now I get this strange picture of you in my head as a barbie doll. Doesn't suit you at all, but it seems funny.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

"Miss, where's the bathroom??"
"Please hold all questions until the end of the tour!"

Be glad you have yendi at home to massage your face after it gets stretched out of shape from all that smiling. "Are they gone yet? Ouch, my face!"

cheers,
Phil

[deza.livejournal.com]

Tell "Tour Guide Ken" to give you an extra special tour tonight. You'll need to relax. {hugs}

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

I'd think that would just frustrate her, unless they're making Tour Guide Ken anatomically correct these days.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

He's got fingers; he can manage. ^_-

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

So that's why she stays with him! I always thought he was just a trophy boyfriend.

He is

[songwind.livejournal.com]

He *is* a trophy husband, she's getting her real action on the sly from the 12" collectible Boba Fett.

[phantom_wolfboy]

I don't know where I read this, but I remember someone describing Ken as wearing, "permanent, flesh-coloured underpants."

I recall wondering what the difference was if he couldn't take 'em off. :)