Bitches, the lot of you.

[shadesong]

I don't just want to know *if* you have an LJ crush.

I want to know *who* you have an LJ crush *on*.

Because I am a nosy little bitch.

Please?

Comments

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

now if you made it a POLL.. and then made the answers private.. THAT I would answer ;}

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Good idea!

*scampers off to figure that out*

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

You can pay me back by telling me the answers hehe

[adellyna.livejournal.com]

Does ajluthor count?

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

He can. :)

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

What, you mean besides the one I have on you?

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Do you?

*blush*

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Well, currently, your journal is the one I look forward to reading the most, even if I just glance at it. It always makes me feel good. And you seem like such an interesting person. So you're kind of the closest I would have to a crush.

Ooh! Wait! I did just think of one more. I'll answer it in your poll. It's funny that I just thought of that. This other person is completely oblivious to my existence. I want to say such interesting things to her, but when I try to reply to a post I just sound like an idiot. I guess that's the definition of a crush. Oh heck, I'll just say it. I don't care who knows! It's jeni.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Oh, too cool! I'm really honored. :)

I'll have to check jeni out...

[amai-unmei.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, jeni rawks!

[branwynelf.livejournal.com]

I haven't been around long enough yet. But give me time ;)

Ooo, except ares_dot_com, but that doesn't really count 'coz I lusted after Kevin Smith's Ares for years ...

Cynic

[songwind.livejournal.com]

I had my ability to get fixated with someone over the internet crushed out of me (excuse the expression) a LONG time ago. There are a few people that are good crush material if they were nearby, though.

Re: Cynic

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Who? :)

Re: Cynic

[songwind.livejournal.com]

Answered in your poll. :)

Re: Cynic

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

I see! *bounce*

My list

[alfheimr.livejournal.com]

Top of the list is moved he's a sweet guy and ubermotivated and plays a men recorder. REALLY talented, and I was lucky enough that he played a couple of pieces for me over the phone. *MELT*

Then there are just the boys I flirt with, like xglittergod, and, Lj user="Tygz">, ministerjoe.

Then there are the two who are GORGIOUS but a little too intimidating to actually have crushes on: tygerboy01 and prettyseabat

Re: My list

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... pretty pretty!

Re: I'm a nosy big bitch, what's your point? LOL

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Cool! I'm obviously not shy about admitting mine, either...

[terig.livejournal.com]

I have never met a person in my life who made me wish I was a man, really, except one. I answered your poll on that one but my crush makes me wish that I was born male rather than female. Why? He's gay. Now, isn't that funny that I'd not change the fact he's gay but would rather change my gender.

That's because I like him just the way he is. He's smart, cute (I've seen pictures) and has a wonderful sense of humour. Siiigh.

My One True Love knows about this crush and thinks it's cute.

I don't normally develop crushes on gay men. But, erm, I just did. I'm a little embarassed but I doubt just because I have this one little crush, it is propelling me into fits of fag haggary.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

kelrick says the proper term is now "fruit fly". :)

And I'd have a crush on Kel in an instant if I weren't sublimating all my caring for him into siblingship...considering my very-straight hubby and Kel's homosexuality... ^_^

And I've always hated being female. I think the only positive thing I have to say about being female was having children. I loved every aspect of it, except the raising of them.

I've already made it *quite* clear to my Falcon that I am *not* doing this again as female. Enough is enough. I'm staying male from now on, or I'm not going 'round the wheel again. Either *he* can be the female, we can be gay, or we can go the sibling route again...but I am SO not being female ever again... *shudder*

Why yes, I am opinionated on the subject. :)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

I'm really very guylike, but there are things I like about being a girl! Like multiple orgasms. And my boobs. :)

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Quote from Steve Martin in L.A. Story:
I'm glad I don't have breasts. I'd just stay at home and play with them all day.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Heh. yendi said that to me last night, watching me play with mine...

Re:

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Darlin', your boobs are *fabulous*. Mine are...well, they're boobs. They're perfectly fine boobs, but having them is just NOT worth all the hormonal shit, and the bleeding and the cramping and the not-having-a-dick. Because, let me tell you, if my memories and dreams are anything to go by? Dick is WAY more fun than boobs.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Never done any past-life work.

But the orgasms, Ro, the lovely cascading orgasms!

Re:

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Ah, there you're just *special*. Not all of us have those. One is normal, it's a *given*, Chris feels horrible if I don't have one (and on rare occasions I don't, honestly, if I'm really fucking tired; I still love the sex and enjoy it immensely), two isn't unusual, three is when he's being a damned tormenting TEASE and it's a long session, and I love him dearly for it.

I don't have a hair trigger, dear. You're just special.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

But still. Even if you don't get the brain-melting cascades, you can have more than one, and guys can't.

Re:

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Umm...depends on the guy. Besides, I like the way a male orgasm feels better. And even THEN it doesn't make up for the hormonal SHIT. And the fact that I just don't like being female, darlin'. I just don't.

The *only* saving grace is getting to wear skirts, I swear. And nursing babies, which is just awesome (and even that hurts like HELL for two weeks first, and adds in all sorts of fun little possibilities for pain: infections and yeast and ick...)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

How does a male orgasm feel?

Re:

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Umm...you describe what a female one feels like, and maybe I'll have the terminology from that to describe a male one, 'k? Just...*different*. And of course, others might have the totally opposite opinion. (Assuming there *are* others out there who remember past lives in this kind of trivial detail.) Some might think a female orgasm feels better than a male one. I, personally, don't. Erotic dreams tend to be about 50/50 for me, from a male viewpoint or a female viewpoint. I like the male ones WAY the hell better. Having a penis just feels fucking fabulous, darlin'. I miss it.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*pout* I want penis memories!



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