Wow.

[shadesong]

Teach me to click aimlessly on LJ...

To person who won't even know it's about them, most likely: Dude. Not all about you. You're not that special. You're not that cute. You're not that important. I do not want to be your girlfriend. Right now, I don't even want to be your friend. Get over it, seriously. Take up pottery or something.

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[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

I have a bunch of pathetic paranoids reading me. It will do them good to freak out. Get their hearts pumping. Almost like exercise.

My usual disclaimer is "this is about no one on my friends list", but it can really be expanded in this case to "this is about no one who lists me as a 'friend'".

[aurora-lamour.livejournal.com]

The Shadesong Paranoid Exercise Program. Now you, yes you, yes you behind the computer screen, can be scared into shape. She will look at you, talk about you, and tell your secrets until you are in the best shape of your life. All for the low, low price of $19.95. And "stop playing with yourself!"