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[shadesong]

I am In Heat this week.

That is all.


(* "in heat" isn't "on the rag" - it's the week before, when I go from thinking about sex 75% of the time to 99.9% of the time.)





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[skylion.livejournal.com]

brings to mind the mating habits of animals. are you sure that you aren't a were?

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

In heat and exposed to cute baby. Bad combination.

Horny Goat Weed, ask for it by name.

}:)

[eternalredneck.livejournal.com]

If there is anythign that I can do to help....

ERTV

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[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*must restrain self from replying*

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[voltbang.livejournal.com]

mmm. mmmrf. Not saying anything.

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[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Gah! Yeah. Restrain. That wasn't even intentional. Shit. *giggle*

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[voltbang.livejournal.com]

I didn't say anything about your use of the word restrain. Honest I didn't.


"Don't torture yourself Gomez. That's my job."

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[azurelunatic]

Oh yes, we know what's on your mind....

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[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*turns from inspecting floggers on blowfish.com on the other window* Hmm? Wha?




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[voltbang.livejournal.com]

http://www.davidmorgan.com/signalwhips.html?ticket=794580-200992&sequence=36998

"If you have the means, I highly reccomend it"

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[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Oooooh... shiny!

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[voltbang.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'm accumulating a list of stuff to show you when you visit our place. Musical selections and whips. Self restraint indeed.

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[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Does the tour include demonstrations? :)

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[voltbang.livejournal.com]

I love showing off, and I can still make noises, but I'm rusty. Used to be I could stand three clothespins on a flat surface, and hit the middle one without disturbing the other two, reasonably gently or shatter the clothespin. Now, I wouldn't try that trick for spectators.

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[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Innnnteresting.

My first husband had Mad Bullwhip Skillz. He could put out someone's cigarette with the tip....

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[voltbang.livejournal.com]

Very cool. I wasn't at that level. I mean I could hit a target that size, thre times out of five. And I'd miss short most of the time. But that's not good enough for working that close to a face. Plus, bullwhips are a lot harder than signal whips.

My girlfriend at the time was very into fear. A signal whip to the nipples will do that, especially if you toss in some loud cracks a foot to either side of her head.

[azurelunatic]

Oh dear.

That would be explaining of certain of my moods last night, then. You're right -- it is the week before.

Which means, o joy, the upcoming Bitchy Witchy Week.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

What, you and I are on the same cycle already? :)

[azurelunatic]

Looks like it.

But I have the miracle of modern medicine to thank rather than the moon.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Ah. I'm completely moon-based.


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[azurelunatic]

I've noticed that in my case, the little pinkish pills are worth the initial hassle, because of the lack of cramps and the reassuring regularity of cycle (my unaltered cycle is anywhere from 33 to 50 days, depending on stress level) that it does for me. I don't know what obscure calendar my body follows, but it's definitely chaotic.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

I tried the pill... migraines and mood swings. Not touching it again!

[azurelunatic]

Eww, migraines? Yuck. I just had some minor moodswingage when I was getting used to it, nothing to compare with a normal full-on depressive episode. Well, actually, there was one, but once I recognized it, it went away. Since then, there have been fewer moodswings.

I like 'em, for me. Sorry they didn't work out for you.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Actually...::raising of hand:: I think we're all three on similar cycles. But it depends on whether I have a 30-day cycle this month or nearer 40 days. Because if it's 30 days (my normal), I'll be due on the 2nd. But it *could* start as late as the 12th and not be out of the ordinary.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Hee! I've been getting mine around the 3rd or 4th....


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[chelona.livejournal.com]

BTW, just agreeing with you. I get REALLY horny the week before my period as well.

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Just in time for the con, eh?

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Oh, shit, you're right.

*blush*

[edie22.livejournal.com]

I didn't hit the depression part of mine this month. Just went from horny to on.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Yay for lack of depression!


¡

[eternalredneck.livejournal.com]

welcome to what my mind is like 24 hours a day. It's a damn wonder that my pants aren't stretched out in an odd plae by now.

ertv