Ack ack ack

[shadesong]

I just threatened to spank Cute New Prof with the heavy-duty stapler for egregious chalk-hogging.

*How* do these things come out of my mouth? Stapler spanking. Jesus fuck.

*hides*

Comments

[skylion.livejournal.com]

you love giving pain?

[jennay138.livejournal.com]

as a new Catholic school teacher, I don't know if I can hear the words "Jesus" and "fuck" in the same sentence;)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

because you are an Incorrigible Flirt. you cannot help yourself. =)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

But gah! Stapler spanking? That's so.... normal people don't say shit like that. Gah.

[deza.livejournal.com]

Ummm, just out of curiosity, who ever said any of us were normal? 'Cause he sure as hell didn't know what he was talking about...

[jet-li-wannabe.livejournal.com]

You realize I'm gonna mumble "stapler" and then laugh and run whenever I see him.

I'm coming in soon, still want Chai?

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Omigod, you CANNOT do that, okay? You cannot.

Yes. Chai. Need chai. Cannot say these things with a straw in my mouth. I must have chai. Iced. XL. Not vanilla, just regular chai. And I will adore you forever.

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

That doesn't even make any sense. A stapler fires projectiles. That would be like spanking someone with a crossbow.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

With the stapler itself, not the staples. It was the nearest heavy object.

[mfree.livejournal.com]

nah, staplers have far too short a range to be any use as a projectile launcher.

But, when making direct contact on the "business end" (of the stapler or the target) staplers do tend to enter and stay...

[deza.livejournal.com]

Stapler envy?

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Trust you to come up with a new fetish. I could definitely see someone wanting to be stapled, repeatedly. And the fun doesn't stop there. Removing the staples is a whole other party.

[mfree.livejournal.com]

I was playing around with a stapler once, and struck one deeply into the pad of my thumb. After the initial shock, I was surprised to find that pulling it out felt... good?

I don't think I'll be hammering any more thin blunt pins into my flesh though, unsterile puncture wounds just aren't my bag, baby.

:p

Re:

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

I had the same experience with my thumb. I was a very bored data entry person. But I found the removal of the staple more painful than the initial puncture. (I've also had the unique experience of a skin graft where I had many staples purposefully inserted into my arm and chest. Removing those was rather painful, but...satisfying.)

Very good point. Perhaps soak the staples in alcohol before-hand?

I don't believe I'm seriously pondering this.

[waymerich.livejournal.com]

This is to funny I think you may have started a new fetish.

[edie22.livejournal.com]

I think the real question here, is what was his response? Did he run screaming? Chuckle politely, or somehtine else? heh.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Oh, he laughed - I just don't know if it was with me or at me.

Re:

[edie22.livejournal.com]

The ruler may be a better option next time =)

new fetish...

[kiwitayro.livejournal.com]

Stapler spanking. Jesus fuck.

i love you 'song. these two sentences are just amazing. a) the concept of "stapler spanking" and that you would think of it & threaten it to some hot guy just makes me happy. b) the self-deprecatory "Jesus fuck" is just one of the best swears ever.

and i bet mr. stapler man does have a new fetish, if he didn't have it already, that is. so what
*was* his response? hmmmm? enquiring minds want to know!

Re: new fetish...

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing like crazy over here - I fucking love you, Kiwi. :) And "Jesus fuck" is my fave swear ever...

He just laughed. I was too mortified by my mental instant replay to register if he was laughing with me or at me...

definite possibilities

[catalyxt.livejournal.com]

for that spanking that keeps on giving....and the amusement of watching him try to sit down. Of course, you could always be truly evil and staple-spank a flyer to his behind...methinks "Kick me!" or "Chalk on up to 'song" would be appropriate *grin*

Re: definite possibilities

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

I actually pondered this for a little while. Stapling leather or fur to someone temporarily as a fetish. They could crawl around afterward as the animal of their choice. And when the fun is over, careful remove the staples and proceed to aftercare.

Yeah, I'm sick.