From the SF Gate Morning Fix, by Mark Morford

[shadesong]

**Lick My Aquarius Rising** The five brightest planets visible from Earth have lined up in plain sight to form a spectacular celestial array that won't be seen again until 2040. Through the next four weeks, Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Saturn and Venus will appear tightly clustered in the western sky, forming a knot of planets that can be viewed in the evening despite the glow of light-soaked cities, and sending innumerable astrologers into orgasmic tizzies of giddy interpretive musings the likes of which won't be seen again until Uranus re-enters Aquarius just after mounting Taurus in your fifth house of the Capricornian moon, and we all know how painful that can be especially
if Venus refuses to lubricate the Mars ruler when Saturn slips firmly but unexpectedly into your rising Sagittarius without even asking your
Aries sun sign, who pretty much thought you were doing fine and now wonders why you feel the need to swoon all over your Pisces ascendent. Bitch.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2002/04/18/state1435EDT0121.DTL&nl=fix

Comments

whee!

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

I love the Morning Fix. Mark Morford is the snarkiest person alive.

Re: whee!

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Tora got me started on the Fix.... Mark Morford rocks my world. I'm so glad he's back....5