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[shadesong]

*writes on blackboard*

I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla".
I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla".
I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla".
I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla".
I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla".
I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla".
I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla".
I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla".
I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla".
I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla".

Comments

[mick-hale.livejournal.com]

wtf.....

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Sir is.... well-endowed.

[brother-bliss.livejournal.com]

mmm...sounds like someone had to much sub fun.

[ydnic.livejournal.com]

I suppose writing a filk about it is right out, also?

[envoy.livejournal.com]

Go go cockzilla.

[miintikwa.livejournal.com]

That's quite a mouthful, 'Cockzilla.'

*ducks and runs*

[nishar.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... normally a guy likes hearing something like that. lol

first hit on google img search

[ketzl.livejournal.com]

Re: first hit on google img search

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*eyes wide*

Gosh.

[dark-blade.livejournal.com]

Heh heh...

[zarhooie.livejournal.com]

Until you've seriously threatened (as in I had all intentions of doing this) to take a permanant marker to it (for a face on the head, of course) and dress it up in a frilly white barbie dress, I think I win.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*writes on blackboard*

"I will not give Sir's other girlfriend Ideas."
"I will not give Sir's other girlfriend Ideas."
"I will not give Sir's other girlfriend Ideas."
"I will not give Sir's other girlfriend Ideas."
"I will not give Sir's other girlfriend Ideas."

[beowabbit]

How about “The Creature for the Pink Lagooon”?

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Oy gevalt!

He just landed in Syracuse, btw. He's not going to get to check LJ til this evening. Expect an EXPLOSION around 10 PM.

[rafaela.livejournal.com]

*cues up "Pink Thing" by XTC on iTunes*

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

*sneaks up to the blackboard with some chalk*

I will not call Sir's penis "Cockzilla". and giggle a lot about it.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. You and I will be quite a handful in person, won't we? :)

[wytchchyld.livejournal.com]

Whyever not?

I mean, unless he's threatening NOT to spank you ... what's he going to threaten you with? Spanking you? Tying you up and making you squeak? He's really in a no-win position here ... and any position you look at it from, you're going to win.

*giggles madly*

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Pretty much! :)

[cyberstoat.livejournal.com]

Sir should be massively pleased you did not call it Cockzuki...small, green, and annoying...

Although I think we should be told..if you press the red button does it come rising up from the depths?

[rhicat.livejournal.com]

*splork*
/me hands over cookies and declares cyberstoat da winnah

I will never, ever be able to hear that theme song without thinking of this thread. You all have damaged what is left of my fragile little mind.

[lightgatherer.livejournal.com]

*spews coffee all over the monitor*

Hey, this should have come behind a cut tag with a high humor warning! :P

[zitronenhai.livejournal.com]

O.O

Dude.... is it... radioactive?

[scyllacat.livejournal.com]

Oh, lord... Funny, jealous-making, and generally unfair. I'll just be over here being staid and boring.

[songwind.livejournal.com]

Does it breathe nuclear fire?

[beowabbit]

Here’s a little gasoline for the fire:

[rhicat.livejournal.com]

Fine. What about "Cockjira"?

[mick-hale.livejournal.com]

Okay, hand this man the cookie, he wins.

[imortalscot.livejournal.com]

I sense a trend.....

[featheredfrog.livejournal.com]

so long as it's not "PeeWee"...

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

It is most *definitely* not "PeeWee". :)

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*spit-take*

[chibininja.livejournal.com]

:: Re-reading friends page out of boredom... ::

...o.O (read as *Poit!*)...

M'kay...

[laurelian.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Awww, why not? It's cute! And it's better than 'Stanley: The Power Tool'