Okay, favorite course evaluation *ever*:

[shadesong]

"I would not recommend the course because it bored my brains almost to the point of turning it into a oderifus, soupy, soup of brain juice." [sic]

Comments

[tikimama.livejournal.com]

That's excellent! You should keep an index card file of those--my grad school advisor had one of the bad phrases in the papers that we graded. We'd pull out the Blue Cards whenever we were sick of grading and needed a laugh.

My favorite was an in class essay in which the student had written something "flowed like liquid ice." I wrote "water?" in the margin, but my prof made me take it off.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

I totally should. Another of my faves: "Prof S----" sounds just like Sean Connery!!!"