Special guest star!

[shadesong]

I am now turning my computer over to jet_li_wannabe, who has further insight into the day's proceedings. Take it away, Mike(y)!

"So, I'm here at shadesong and yendi's house and I was reading nomadnwe's response to a comment in 'song's journal.

It was quite possible the best thing I've ever seen written on lj, simply because of two key elements:

1)barrister
2)scamper

I have determined that the word barrister and scamper, when used in conjunction in any post/comment make their user 100% correct in whatever he/she is saying.

For instance, if nomadnwe had written

"You suck, you suck, you suck, I hate you you smell! Barrister, scamper." I would have been forced to agree 100% percent with what he had said.

I would vote for Mayor McCheese in the next presidential election if he just said "barrister, scamper" more often. Actually, if I were hungry, I would take a bite out of his head, then vote for him if he survived.

Do you think his head grows back if the do that judiciously? Also, does he bleed special sauce?

An actual conversation:

Mayor McCheese(in a bar): Hey, wanna come home with me?
Hot Girl:No, I'm a vegan.
MMC:Come on baby, don't you want some of my special sauce?
HG:Actually, a special sauce necklace sounds hot, come take me you huge sexy food-headed bastardization of a man.

Anyway, the point is, barrister+scamper=jet_li_wannabe as personal slave.

Peace out all y'all, Barrister,scamper."

Comments

[amokk]

yes, barrister, he head reforms no matter how much you bite out of him and he does scamper and bleed special sauce.

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

Scurrying off to call my lawyer wouldn't have the same effect? One would have to actually scam(@$ off to call their $@**ister to get their very own personal Jet_li_wannabe?

Some of the more interesting online documents containing "barrister" and "scamper"......

[photognome.livejournal.com]

http://www.victorianlondon.org/publications/curiosities-22.htm

http://ruslit.virtualave.net/nabokov/ap.html

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/basil-bean.shtml

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/books/chap1/witchofexmoor.htm

http://www.geocities.com/izzardnoire/amitie.html


And yes....Im fully aware I have too much time on my hands... :-P

-J
http://public.fotki.com/photognome/portfolio

[nomadmwe.livejournal.com]

I would have been more impressed had he spelled my username right.

Nomadmwe, not nwe.

My barrister shall now scamper over and pour special sauce on your head as a penalty. :)

[jet-li-wannabe.livejournal.com]

D'oh....a thousand apologies. I will offer to be your slave, B-S free.