Um

[shadesong]

There is apparently a new cartoon on the Disney Channel: "Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action".

Does this sound like a porn movie title to anyone but me?

Comments

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

Ummmm, that'd be a yes... unless you knew those two, they're probably about as not-gonna-go-there as you get.... probably grow up to be old spinsters....

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[skylion.livejournal.com]

well, they are sixteen now. i think. so, everyone and thier brother has too wait two years for anything like that. besides, is that like the only career option they will have left? or do they pay alot for late-night t.v. infomercial hostess'?

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

We can only wish....

[dorei.livejournal.com]

Some blackmarket porn feature involving incest action?? Ugh. I did NOT need that image.

[mightywombat.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah. Porn. Unfortunately, I think I've seen this show (or a similar Olsen girls show) and there is nothing even vaguely porntastic about it. Too bad, too, as those two are really really cute... and TWINS!!!

[dorei.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that movie that came out either in '79 or '80 called "Little Darlings" starring Kristy MacNichol and Tatum O'Neal? I get this vision of those two remaking it in the hopes of breaking out of their too-good-to-be-true pixie-type characterization. I imagine people would show the same shock if they did what Britney Spears did by uttering the "F" word.

[two-star.livejournal.com]

Inspired by scientific curiosity, (shutup) I did a google search on Ashley Olsen Erotic Fanfic, and came up with this page (http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/7784).

I quote:

"Weirdest single piece of fanfic I ever saw featured Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen being gang-raped by genetically modified, intelligent wolves."

Sadly, I was not able find the fanfic mentioned with further searches, so my scientific curiosity (shutup!) will have to go unsatisfied for now.

[dorei.livejournal.com]

Well, just so your curiosity is satisfied (shutup) I found it for you. ~snicker~

I stopped reading after a paragraph. While I'm all for bizarre kink and erotica, this was a little too weird for me, not to mention wrong on several levels. But if you really want to see it, I'll send you the link, just so you can say you've seen it.

[sterlingnorth.livejournal.com]

Thank you. That is now my disturbing link of the day.

[waymerich.livejournal.com]

Only in my wildest dreams!