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[shadesong]

Oh, crapadoodles, as Elayna would say.

I have outgrown my bras again.

Nyargh.

34C, I think. Must get evaluated at local Victoria's Secret. Must then spend an unfortunately exorbitant amount of money on new bras.

Crapadoodles.

(On the bright side, I've been enjoying how my breasts are noticably fuller and perkier lately.)

Comments

[rainnxonxme.livejournal.com]

Yay, boobs! I have some to offer, if you can figure out how to do a partial breast transplant. :-P

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

Isn't it a bit like complaining that "damn, my cock is bigger today, I need new pants".

Sure, you need new pants and that can be annoying, but... *laugh*

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I was thinking "Y'know, this is my second-biggest problem right now. Life is pretty good!"

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

(http://photobucket.com/)

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

I think you've pretty much summed up every hetero male's thoughts upon the reading of this post. Well done.

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

And we all await with bated tongues the return of the Rack of Doom.

[harkalark.livejournal.com]

Great, I know where my mind's going to be the rest of the day...

(and the above icon is just adding to that. rowr.)

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

It would be wrong of me to say "Gif! Gif!", wouldn't it? :)

Good luck finding a perfect fit! *hugs*

[ckd]

Did they leave you a note saying IN UR BRAZ FILLIN UR CUPZ?

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

<oink>mmmmm, boobies.</oink>

[blergeatkitty.livejournal.com]

How is it that you are a foot shorter than I am and your breasts are bigger than mine? ::boggle::

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Weight gain! I'm up in triple digits again. :)

[zeyr.livejournal.com]

I love how this has over twice the responses of the multi-topic morning report. :) Not that I'm an exception here, being thoroughly heterosexual and seeing the bright side as being a good thing.

[dragonheart97.livejournal.com]

Totally random but it made me smile to read this because I know how long you'd been struggling to get back to being a healthy weight. I'm happy for you! You deserve to spoil yourself. :-D

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

I fought for every damn pound. :) And I'm treating myself with chocolate, to keep the weight on!

How are you doing, hon?

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

You know of course that:
A] you've just caused frontal cortex meltdown of every hetrosexual male on your f-list [and a few of the women too.]
B] almost everyone's going to want photographic evidence of this...
C] and the geeks are wondering if that's an intentional Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Insurrection" quote?!

[cktraveler.livejournal.com]

(On the bright side, I've been enjoying how my breasts are noticably fuller and perkier lately.)

That's the sort of thing everyone can enjoy!

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Fun for the whole family!

[zarhooie.livejournal.com]

I think we want pictures of you in your new underthings. *nod*

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

The best bra-fitting store around here is Lady Grace (http://ladygrace.com/). If you're going to be doing a bunch of bra-shopping, everyone I know who has tits who has shopped there says that you get better service and more knowlegable help there than anywhere else.

They're the only bra store I know of that actually TRAINS its salespeople in how to fit bras. Apparently, there are tricks to it that many people who wear bras don't know about.

So, especially if your boobie size is changing, getting professional help in getting the right bras might be a good thing.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Hm! They have a shop in the next town over...

[enderfem.livejournal.com]

I was going to say that I'm sure pretty much everyone is enjoying how much fuller and perkier your chest is...but so many people beat me to it.

I will echo the sentiment that I'm glad you've gained weight. And if I do see you this winter, I'm cooking. I'll even include something bacon-themed for your husband.

[zarhooie.livejournal.com]

Vosges has bacon themed truffles.

You have now made me determined to cook a meal that revolves around bacon. Bacon wrapped shrimp and scallops for an appetizer, pork loin wrapped in bacon with a rosemary mustard rub, bacon and sour cream twice baked potatoes, green beans with bacon, almonds and bleu cheese, and bacon truffles for dessert.

I hate you so much right now.

Not really complaining at all.

[mizarchivist]

I have shrunk out of my black chino pants. Well, I can't take them off while leaving them buttoned and zipped- but without a belt I'm flashing more undie than is kosher. I'm not really complaining, per se, but I don't actually have much in the way of spare cash for fitting pants. Clothing swaps totally don't work, of course, because I want fresh/not worn out pants. And on the wrong side of the bell curve. Mmm, curves!
So- congrats/sorry I feel (not literally) your pain

Re: Not really complaining at all.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

So- congrats/sorry I feel (not literally) your pain

Well said, and right back atcha! :)

[amokk]

Not so bad they got left in ATL, then, huh?

And while "yay boobs" I won't be a jackalope male about it. ;)

Tell me if I'm talking out my ass about boobs...

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

Ah. I'm glad I'm home now so I can read this thread fully.

I had this half-formed thought that started forming one day at the office, when a female co-worker wound up asking me and another heterosexual male in our part of the office what exactly was the deal with guys obsessing over breasts? She mentioned Julia Roberts's line in Notting Hill ("They're, just, boobs!" or something like that), and I didn't have a really good answer that wouldn't, I feared, sound piggish. But it got me thinking, and it might be simple...

Straight males like the look of women (because we're generally -- generally -- quite visually-oriented in what attracts us to women, at least at first. I'm generalizing real big time, I know -- not all of attraction is visual, for either gender -- but bear with me) and knowing that the women are women. Women curve in different places than men. The breasts are the most obvious curves. (Men have just enough breast tissue that it's possible for men to get breast cancer -- Google "Richard Roundtree" and "cancer" and you'll find an example -- so I wouldn't say "Women have breasts and men don't!" And even if I had ever said that, the man-boobs now on display in Borat would disprove that.)

I like curves, even when they're subtle, like Milla Jovovich, or Jennifer Garner before her pregnancy; now Garner's curvier and hot in a different way. And I'm pretty sure a lot of straight guys are like that.

There. I think I didn't sound like an ass just then...

[gutman.livejournal.com]

Didn't you used to be a 34C at some point?

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

And a 34D!

[kradical.livejournal.com]

"Crapadoodles" is my new favorite word.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Mine too. She uses it when she wants to crack me up. :)

[puddock.livejournal.com]

fuller perkier breasts, sounds like hell!

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

(On the bright side, I've been enjoying how my breasts are noticably fuller and perkier lately.)

They are very happy to be in Boston also. :-D

[rhicat.livejournal.com]

Its the sequel - The Return of the Rack of Doom!!!!!

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

Will it have it's own sequal? The Bustline Strikes Back?

[fibro-witch.livejournal.com]

You are making me smile. I needed to smile today.

I need a morning distraction. I can bring you to either VS or LG around noon. I have to be in mid Mass by 4ish

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Sorry - doctor's appointment tomorrow! Thursday?

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

And of course my brain goes immediately to, 'Damn, we need to get her a new corset!'

<- predictable!