I have white stuff all over me. Shut up, darkmattr.

[shadesong]

I was handed a massive stack of old student transcripts to shred. I hafta do this myself, as they're considered confidential, so the student worker slaves can't do it. But the shredder keeps cutting out when it overheats. So I just keep darting back and forth from the shredder to the computer.

Um. That is all.

Comments

[yendi]

You could always have moron boy do it, and then, when he's done, explain that to keep it confidential, he needs to jump in the shredder too. Would solve multiple problems.

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

Oh because I'm the only pervert on your list.