*squirm*

[shadesong]

I could really use an orgasm or three right about now.

Comments

;)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Honey, are you ever not horny?

Re: ;)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Well, the first day of my period I'm generally in too much pain to really be horny.

This, however, is the week before my period. This is the week that I am in heat, that I can pretty much think of nothing else.

Re: ;)

[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

i'm just hoping that my Monthly Visit From Aunt Flo will hold off till after this weekend... [i mean, sex is not the only, or even the primary, reason for visiting phantom_wolfboy -- it'll just make a fun weekend a little less fun if i'm in pain. =(]

damn irregular cycle anyway.

[deza.livejournal.com]

*sigh* That does sound nice. It's been far too long.

Of course, for me, any length of time is far too long... *grin*

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Amen to that, sister. :)

[alfheimr.livejournal.com]

MMM I can SO empathise.

[mister-wolf.livejournal.com]

*blush*

[ga-sunshine.livejournal.com]

ya'll are killing me over here...I'm dying for an orgasm as well! The last four nights I intentionally lay down on the bed naked with backside exposed (he is a butt man) and even asked for a back rub one night and got a half hearted one...BUT still nothing I wanted!!! ARGGGH...This is too hard to be a nympho like I am and not get it everyday!

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

He's a guy. You need to be more blatant. Just mount him. :)

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Regrettably, when what you're craving is to be dominated, this doesn't work. :(

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Right, but you don't have to be as subtle as goddessinga has been.... a simple, "Please, Sir?" works wonders...

Re:

[ga-sunshine.livejournal.com]

I get tired of being the aggressor sometimes! I mean, it's kind of ludicrous to have to beg a man for sex. Most men b*tch that their wives never want sex! I think the problem is that he started taking Metabolife (against my wishes) nearly 2 years ago and it seems to affected his sex drive. Yeah, he lost 75 pounds...but he was a big nympho like me before. I've lost 70 pounds myself, but I'm not taking the "wonder drug" -- addictions run too strong in my family.

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

I'm having some of the problem he is, my drive just doesn't run the way I want it to. I started in on horny goat weed two days ago! and it's certainly making a difference. The brand I am using has horny goat weed and maca in it and it's not a big rush or anything, but the interest level is up. I don't know what metabolife does to the body, but if chemistry is supressing it, chemistry can help it back out, I say.

[settsimaksimin.livejournal.com]

hrm. i have lots of gum and a candy bar in my desk drawer, but no orgasms.

sorry.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*pout*

[settsimaksimin.livejournal.com]

how about three bananas and a package of chocolate-chip cookies?

that's actually pretty close...

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

Boy I agree, and sometimes a vibrator and a dildo just don't but it. :(

[melintur.livejournal.com]

(Isaac Hayes)

Damn, baby! I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago!

(/Isaac Hayes)

[nomadmwe.livejournal.com]

Please insert (heh) here a standard crass remark including words such as:

- baby
- come over here
- I got what you need
- sweet lovin'
- rock your world
- through a wall
- wake up the neighbors
- hot
- sweaty
- monkey sex

Thank you for playing. That'll be $2.65 and a couple hours in the sack. Please drive around.

:)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

You've been saving that one, haven't you? :)

W

[nomadmwe.livejournal.com]

Nah, that was all off the cuff.

Now the stuff that I sit on and save, that's the *really* good stuff that I don't wanna waste somewhere where I can reread and modify my post... gotta save the good stuff for real time stuff, phone, IM, chatting during water breaks during sex, what have you. :)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Chatting during water breaks. *chuckle*

[nomadmwe.livejournal.com]

What? Hydration is important! :)

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

*clearing throat, trying not to laugh* Oh, yes. Of course it is. :)

[nomadmwe.livejournal.com]

What?! It *is*! Look, after spending a good solid hour in the sack, working up a big ol' sweat, ya gotta take advantage of the little breaks to rehydrate.

'Cause I'd imagine that it's damn embarrassing to suddenly collapse in bed due to dehydration. Heh.