Is that a scorpion cock?

[shadesong]

unwilly says: "Basically the story line is that Spiderman never had radioactive spider powers, but was possessed by a Spider god, and then he almost died, then he ate, ATE, a bad guy's head, then died, but not really, and Iron Man threw out all of Spidey's costumes, and Iron Man felt bad about that, so when Spidey came back to life Iron Man gave Spider a suit with a powered schlong, er, arms."

And, uh, I can't improve upon that, really. Yep.

EDIT: Actually, I think that thing's coming out of his ass. Poor Spidey.

On the brighter side, I was told at lunch by a lesbian that I "speak fluent Gay." Yay me!

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The next big Marvel storyline is CIVIL WAR.

From what I remember, the gov't asks ALL super powered beings to register and reveal identities and such. As a result, there is a split along super hero lines. Some are for and some are against.

Guess what 2 heroes end up on oposite sides?

If you said the men of Iron and the Spider, you would be correct.

The storyline is scheduled to run later this year. Spidey's back in the old costume eand of this year, early next.

This of course begs the question.

WHY DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!